Jumpguy.

Wow. I made another Egglike instead of anything else. Who could have guessed? (this is sarcasm)

The Guy Machine is broken and making Badguys instead of regular guys, and only one man can fix it; Jumpguy! [yoomp-ghee]

This was intended to be a spiritual successor to Excellent Spam World, but I think this is kind of it's own thing.

Yes, most of the character models are from Half-Life. Please don't sue me, Valve, it's for the bit.